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Poll inspired by 100 Days #48 and its responses

Inspired by reactions and comments - it's a long one. The people who answer the poll are unviewable by anyone except myself. The replies are all screened. Say yes at the end of your comment if you want it unscreened.



Poll #872448 Tit's and Dicks

Have you ever measured your penis?

No
3(9.1%)
Thought about it but no
0(0.0%)
Would like to but haven't
0(0.0%)
Yes
13(39.4%)
I've just done it!
0(0.0%)
I'm female - Next!
17(51.5%)

Taking 6 inches as "average" length & 4.75 inches as "average" girth. How does your donger measure up?

More or less average
1(2.9%)
Slightly Shorter
0(0.0%)
Slightly Thinner
0(0.0%)
Slightly Thicker
0(0.0%)
Slightly Longer
2(5.7%)
1 inch or more Longer
1(2.9%)
1 inch or more Shorter
0(0.0%)
1 inch or more Thicker
1(2.9%)
1 inch or more Thinner
0(0.0%)
No idea
5(14.3%)
Still a woman...
17(48.6%)

So, how do you feel about your John Thomas?

I'm happy with it
11(31.4%)
Wouldn't mind a little shorter
0(0.0%)
Could use a little more length
1(2.9%)
A little thinner would be nice
1(2.9%)
Be nice if it was slightly thicker
1(2.9%)
I'm unhappy with it
1(2.9%)
Been a woman for some years now...
17(48.6%)

Ladies! Your breasts!

Happy with them as they are.
6(18.2%)
Would like them a little smaller
4(12.1%)
Would like them a bit bigger
2(6.1%)
Much smaller would be nice
1(3.0%)
I would love for them to be much bigger.
0(0.0%)
Dude, I know I've got some weight on, but I'm a guy!
15(45.5%)
They are perfect.
2(6.1%)

Guys (and some girls)... What sized breasts do you like looking at/having access to?

Small
1(2.9%)
Medium
10(29.4%)
Large
3(8.8%)
Enormous
0(0.0%)
Any size, just not too big.
10(29.4%)
Any size, just not too small.
6(17.6%)
None.
4(11.8%)

Would you say that a big penis would better satisfy your "instinctive need to reproduce?"

Actually, yes I would.
0(0.0%)
I doubt it.
14(40.0%)
No bloody way.
8(22.9%)
Wrong sex for babies, dude.
13(37.1%)

Truth now... Do you want to be penetrated by a penis, preferably a rather large one?

That'd be a 'no'.
8(22.9%)
Don't care either way.
3(8.6%)
Yes, but I don't care about the size!
8(22.9%)
Oh yes, please...
6(17.1%)
I'm a guy.
5(14.3%)
I'm a straight guy, but now you've got me wondering, you bastard!
4(11.4%)
I'm gay/bi but no.
0(0.0%)
I'm gay/bi and yes.
1(2.9%)

Do you and your friends talk about the size of men's doodles?

Never - I've got better things to do with my time.
7(20.0%)
No, but I'd like to.
1(2.9%)
Once in a while
16(45.7%)
It comes up fairly regulalry
1(2.9%)
Often
0(0.0%)
Almost every time we get together.
0(0.0%)
Nope - guy!
9(25.7%)
Guy but wish I could.
1(2.9%)
Gay/bi bloke and yes.
0(0.0%)
Gay/bi bloke and no.
0(0.0%)

The most recent wang you've had was...

Perfect.
9(25.7%)
A little long
1(2.9%)
A little thick
1(2.9%)
A little short
0(0.0%)
A little thin
2(5.7%)
Satisfying
4(11.4%)
Unsatisfying
1(2.9%)
My own!
15(42.9%)
I haven't had one in ages/ever.
2(5.7%)

In broad terms, what cock-size would be ideal for you to receive?

I'm not having sex at the moment.
1(2.9%)
If I were getting sex, I'd like...
0(0.0%)
I don't care.
2(5.7%)
Much smaller than average
0(0.0%)
Smaller than average.
0(0.0%)
Average
6(17.1%)
Bigger than average
2(5.7%)
Much bigger than average
0(0.0%)
I'm a straight guy and hoping all the answers point to mine!
14(40.0%)
How big are you again?
1(2.9%)

Anything you want to say?

Would you show me your breasts?

No.
2(6.1%)
Probably not.
6(18.2%)
I'd like to but no.
1(3.0%)
Maybe a quick flash in the right situation.
5(15.2%)
You've already seen them, but I'd show you again.
2(6.1%)
You've already seen them, but no.
1(3.0%)
Yes.
2(6.1%)
Yes, in fact I will!
0(0.0%)
Yes, I'd like to.
0(0.0%)
Yes, but I want to see a part of your anatomy in return.
3(9.1%)
Hey, they're only man-boobs, but yes. Be kind, ok?
11(33.3%)
Check your email!
0(0.0%)

I Hot? ( Your answer does *not* mean I will hit on you... or hit you!)

I want you so bad.
0(0.0%)
Pretty darned hot.
7(22.6%)
Fairly hot.
2(6.5%)
Hot-ish.
6(19.4%)
luke-warm
0(0.0%)
Tepid.
0(0.0%)
Sorry, but no.
3(9.7%)
Nope
0(0.0%)
Not my preferred gender.
13(41.9%)

It's the end...

What no Doctor Who question?
13(38.2%)
Good, no Doctor Who question... unless you count this.
6(17.6%)
But the moment has been prepared for.
15(44.1%)
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