Are you sure it's not poisonous?
One wrong word. Lost her forever.
What does this button do? Oops!
*click* Now I am your God.
Taste it. You sure? Trust me...
Was only away for a minute.
Careful, it might go off.
I never said 'I love you.'
Relax. I've done it a million-
No-one spoke as he left.
"Damn," said God, "didn't work. Reboot!"
"Is it her?" asked the coroner.