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100 days of Love and Hate - Day 14 [Sep. 13th, 2006|04:53 pm]
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Food sex
Except for one, highly specific exception, food being spread or smeared on people's bodies just turns me right off! It makes my skin crawl and I find it utterly revolting. All I can think about is how yucky and sticky and nasty it all is. A tiny dollop I may be ok with, but beyond that it's all gross.

I've never gotten the thing about wrestling in jelly either, beyond the idea of two people wrestling in a slippery surface and maybe getting naked. The moment it is meant to be erotic or sexual - EEeeewwwwwwwwwww!




Socks
I like socks. Like'em long, like'em colourful. Always have. Red and white stripey socks are something I love to wear, partially because I like them, and partially because I love the irony of a supposedly rough, tough, Aussie bloke wearing long stripey socks.

I try to only wear my red and whites on special occasions, or if I'm hoping to get lucky. Or both.

I buy childrens socks sometimes, because I like the colours or patterns. I make them fit me. Strangely they don't last long.

And this is completely separate but fits the category. I've no idea why, it's certainly not related to any direct experiences I've had, but a girl wearing a skirt and bobby or long socks I find incredibly sexy. Some can drive me to distraction. And a naked or semi-naked woman in bobby or long socks can (usually) get my bloody pumping much, much more than a regular naked lady.

That said, it just looks daggy if not accompanied by the right attitude.
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[User Picture]From: prk
2006-09-13 07:23 am (UTC)
Except for one, highly specific exception, food being spread or smeared on people's bodies just turns me right off!


Out of curiousity, what's the exception?

prk.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-13 07:31 am (UTC)
That's another 100 days post :)

See, I'm foreshadowing! Ever the writer...
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[User Picture]From: ariaflame
2006-09-13 08:16 am (UTC)

Foreshadowing

Does anyone else find blatant foreshadowing in books annoying (I'm not talking about subtle stuff hidden in the text that you look back on later and go Oh! That's cool). The kind that witters on about, "Little did we know the terror that was to come" and so forth.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-13 08:23 am (UTC)

Re: Foreshadowing

Yep! Though I don't mind if it's in the one scene or chapter.
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[User Picture]From: kaths
2006-09-13 11:51 am (UTC)

Re: Foreshadowing

Ooh yes, that's lazy writing. They should make us want to read on with the writing we are currently reading, not by telling us there's something we might be interested in later on...
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[User Picture]From: purrdence
2006-09-13 07:52 am (UTC)
I've no idea why, it's certainly not related to any direct experiences I've had, but a girl wearing a skirt and bobby or long socks I find incredibly sexy.

Woohoo! I'm in with a chance! *rfol*
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-13 08:06 am (UTC)
That's great! So who are you again? *grin*

No, seriously...
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[User Picture]From: purrdence
2006-09-13 11:18 am (UTC)
Mrs Drhoz.
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[User Picture]From: purrdence
2006-09-13 12:18 pm (UTC)
Does this help?
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[User Picture]From: angriest
2006-09-13 08:00 am (UTC)
Who on earth ever supposed you were "rough and tough"? ;-)
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-13 08:07 am (UTC)
Shut up or I'll smack you down like the bitch you are!

*bursts into tears, runs away*
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[User Picture]From: meljane
2006-09-13 08:16 am (UTC)
I have the problem of non matching socks which I don't mind but it drives Ken crazy when he can't match my socks up when he folds the clothes .
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-13 08:23 am (UTC)
That is really funny! I can almost see the vein pulsing on his forehead!
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[User Picture]From: ariaflame
2006-09-13 08:43 am (UTC)
Can't match because the other sock isn't in there, or can't match because he can't distinguish the colours? I would have thought wearing non-matching things would have been more of a problem for him.
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[User Picture]From: kaths
2006-09-13 11:52 am (UTC)
I (mostly) solved this recently by buying lots of *different* coloured pairs of socks, instead of just the usual black or white. Much easier to match up, and now my feet look more interesting :)
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-14 10:08 am (UTC)
I prefer wearing odd socks. Have for a long time. Easier and more fun than making them match.
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[User Picture]From: kaths
2006-09-14 10:50 am (UTC)
Hmm, I haven't tried wearing odd socks, it goes against my nature. Perhaps I should try it for that very reason :)
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-14 11:10 pm (UTC)
I was always a "socks must match" person, to the point where it drove me nuts. Then one day I decided to deliberately wear non-matching socks. Now I always do, except for red & white stripeys.

Of course, I now sometimes get funny if my socks are too similar looking...
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-09-14 11:20 pm (UTC)
I tried last night after my shower, but I just couldn't do it! I'm so repressed *sob*
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-14 11:50 pm (UTC)
You need to hang with me for a few days, with plenty of late night conversations and going out to try on new clothes. We'll either knock the edges off the repression, or you'll stab me to death.

Either way, it'll be liberating for you!
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[User Picture]From: transcendancing
2006-09-13 09:00 am (UTC)
i love bobby socks! Love love love them - don't own any :( alas.


I like the idea of some situations and food in a sensual sense, but... mainly i'm just curious as to how it will feel on my skin - and in some cases, bathe in it.

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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-14 10:08 am (UTC)
MMmmm... Bathing in lettuce...
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[User Picture]From: transcendancing
2006-09-14 01:54 pm (UTC)
lol - crinkly!

top of my list is milk :)
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[User Picture]From: kaths
2006-09-13 11:55 am (UTC)
With you on the food. Actually, food and bodily fluids in general. I think you mentioned money shots in a previous post...

I read something recently about how wearing socks to bed is supposed to be a bad thing (not sure if it was just sex related or not). But it's better than the alternative of freezing cold feet giving someone else in the bed a fright when you get in.

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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-14 10:11 am (UTC)
A lot of the bodily fluid stuff leaves me cold. The money shots I had a problem with for years, there's often an attitude that I dislike that seems inherent the way it's handled.

Having had a lover who got off on that turned me around on it, but only in fairly specific cases. Most I still find quite icky.

I can't sleep if my feet are hot. But I'm happy to let Shaz put her cold feet on me in bed, doesn't usually bother me.
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[User Picture]From: strangedave
2006-09-13 05:04 pm (UTC)
But jelly wrestling is hilarious!

There are whole genres of Japanese sock fetish porn. The sort of porn that only the fetishist classes as porn.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-09-14 10:12 am (UTC)
Jelly wrestling is hilarious... but not if it's done as a turn-on. Blah!

Japan is such a large market, I think they cater to every bizarre fetish.
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[User Picture]From: hespa
2006-09-18 02:20 pm (UTC)
Having been in a high-school jelly fight (damn but that was fun) I can tell you that jelly may be slippery to start with, but once it starts drying on your skin/clothes/hair it's one of the *stickiest*, least pleasant feeling substances known to man. How anyone can find that romantic is beyond me. Indeed, I could see it making sex a highly painful and potentially dangerous activity...

*snerk*

(also, odd-sock-wearers solidarity, whooooo!!)
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