dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,
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Conflux and Christian Sex!

Not up to writing much about Conflux. The quick version is, it was good, I enjoyed what I got to and I caught the con lurgi. Currently I have transformed from meek, mild Danny Oz into *tadaaa* The Mighty Mucus Machine!

But enough of that. I want to share with you Christian Sex!

You can find out all about it at the Sex in Christ website!

Here is an except that comes under the sub-heading Fisting as an Act of Faith
"Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure." I wonder what God thinks about that.

Sections include -

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Oral Sex and God's Will

Viagra and God's Will

Threesomes Within a Christian Marriage

Masturbation - God's Great Gift to Us

A Proposal for a Christian Pornography

Bondage in Christ - BDSM in a Christian Marriage

Fisting and God's Will


Oh those horny Christians!
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