||[May. 14th, 2006|04:04 pm]
I've been putting things on eBay. It's a slow process. Lots of old books, toys and such, some mine, some belonging to my dad.
I picked up a book that had been nibbled by mice. I don't like to throw books out, but couldn't see anyone wanting the book in this condition, even though it wasn't bad. Anyway, I went a bit silly...
All of a sudden, this book deserved to suffer, and suffer it will, my friends! If it doesn't sell, I'm taking suggestions on how best to destroy it. I could hollow it out and fill it with old fireworks. Wait until they start building the road down the back and ask the workmen to run over it with their big... road... flattening... thing... Dress it up like a rabbit and try to get a passing raptor to take it out...