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On the road again [Feb. 22nd, 2006|10:39 am]
dalekboy
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I'm writing from Sean William's huge mansion in Adelaide, after having just had a Swedish massage from one of his female servants, Inga. A Swedish massage is just like an ordinary one, they just talk to you with an accent.

I shall be virtually uncontactable until I hit Perth on Thursday next week, so send any important messages to Sharon and I'll get them.

Yay, off to the wild places again.

But first, breakfast, served on the plump thighs of Cuban women. Sean is *such* a good host!
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[User Picture]From: delicious_irony
2006-02-22 02:59 am (UTC)
Please tell me the thighs are still attached...?:)

Didn't the Marquis de Sade say that the best of all breakfasts was a piping hot omelette eaten with an exceedingly sharp fork, off the bottom of a plump girl?

:P
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[User Picture]From: delicious_irony
2006-02-22 03:01 am (UTC)
And when do you get to Perth? I'd like to buy you a big bowl of fries and a chat.

(The chat is free, of course.:P)
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From: livelurker
2006-02-22 12:49 pm (UTC)
I see you're getting into training for Swancon then :)
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[User Picture]From: hespa
2006-02-24 12:50 pm (UTC)
Curse you people living exotic lives...

**wants in**
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-02-28 08:28 am (UTC)
Fly to Perth and you can drive back with me. Would love to share the journey with you :)

I know you're unlikely to manage this, but the offer is there *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: hespa
2006-03-02 01:17 pm (UTC)
**hugsback** You're right, but appreciated.

Still, I believe there was mention of car buddying to and from a Swancon sometime. Give it a year or so and I could even share the driving load...

...hey! You drive, like a driving-type person with no P plates or anything!!

(since the Type 40 LJ icon obviously wasn't enough of a smack in the face reminder)

What kind of bribery would it take for you to sit in the passenger seat while I careen gently around the roads sometime? I'm trying to get licensed as quickly as possible, but am being hampered by not knowing enough people to supervise my between-lessons practising (and therefore severly taxing the patience of the one person I do know who doesn't live in Phillip Island).
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-03-06 07:23 am (UTC)
No problem, happy to take you out. Tiki was reading this over my shoulder and has offered her services as well. So you have two new 'instructors'. :)
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[User Picture]From: hespa
2006-03-09 11:37 pm (UTC)
Huzzah and w00t and other less disturbing exclamations of joy!!

Thankyou to you both! Are you guys back in town yet? If you are I'll sms (or would you prefer call?) you about setting up a drive-date.

Oh, I should have asked - do each of you drive automatic or manual? I'm desperate to find another manual to practise in (that's the other reason why I keep leaning on the one friend so heavily), so if either or both of you do then that would be a big plus, though at this stage every bit of practice helps.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2006-03-16 11:37 pm (UTC)
Both are manual, both are back :)

My car will be interesting for you to learn in. Three gears and if you don't change them carefully, they lock... You thought I was being nice, instead I will torture you! Bwuhahahahaaaaa!
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