dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,

May I Tweet at you?

20:32 Estate Agents who say "You just need to make a decision," are really saying, "I just want my commission, you fucker!" #

20:35 Daga = Dalek, Docu = Doctor, Pa = Pear, Towel = Towel #LexHasaNewWord #

22:29 It's sad when you realise you had ample time for a fabulous wank session over the weekend, but were too unwell to bother #

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