dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,

May I Tweet at you?

12:20 Sharing a bed when your toddler is unsettled is a good way to make sure he sleeps, & for you to get elbowed all night. #

14:31 Camel, panda, saddle, cow, lizard... lots of new words today #LexHasaNewWord #

14:33 Oh, nearly forgot, nappy, & crumbs, too. #LexHasaNewWord #

14:36 Can't seem to teach toddler to say quasi-nuclear-phase-interlocked-dipthrung-retarders, worried he has learning issues. #

22:32 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because you're on my Human Centipede list. #

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