dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,
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dalekboy

May I Tweet at you?



14:57 Bad, bad day, but now I'm having tote it'll be much better I'm sure. "Tote" is how Lex says toast. #LexHasaNewWord #

15:10 Need an app to remind men to get a prostate check. "Prostate cancer is way less dignified than a finger up your bottom." #

15:19 Just remember world, if anyone uses @cochineal and my ideas for a menstrual charting app called iBleed, we demand credit #

15:22 Need an app to warn people how irritable I am. "Okay" through "cranky" & up to "He *will* kill you & your children." #

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