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Tweety-things - Danny Danger Oz
[Mar. 23rd, 2010|
Lex has been screamy boy today. Maybe I should let him out of the box... or plug the airholes to stop the sound getting out.
The box is inch-thick lead. He likes to chew on it.
It's the morning. I don't want it to be morning. Think I'll start an online petition, because those always work.
100 Greatest hits of youtube in 4 minutes -
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I replaced all the porn on your computer with pictures of me.
I hate when you wake up in the morning and feel as though your mouth has been swapped with a hobo's.
Not coping with noise today. May try earplugs, or slitting everyone else's throat.
That fucking dog is singing again. I wouldn't mind so much if it knew more than one song.
Okay, I think I'll put Lex down, then crawl back into bed. Now, where's that bolt-gun?
I think you'll find, on a scale of important human discoveries, cheese and Vegemite vying with each other for top spot.
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