dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,
dalekboy
dalekboy

Tweety-things



  • 18:10 It's just a matter of time until someone does 3D animated porn featuring the two Wii Fit instructors. #
  • 19:23 #callistra4perthworldcon I'm down with that. You don't want to run it, which makes you perfect. #
  • 08:58 My son woke me this morning - by ringing me on my mobile. He got hold of Sharon's phone and dialled me. That's the second time, dammit! #
  • 09:38 To stop my 18 month-old using bad language, on a daily basis I go over all the swear words with him that he isn't to use #
  • 10:44 I have an electric car. It runs on petrol, but you have to avoid touching any bare metal on the interior. #
  • 11:57 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because the back of your neck is sore, & I own chloroform and a tattoo pen. #
  • 17:49 3rd weekend I have been at home in the last 8 weeks. The last month things have been extra tiring, and I think it's caught up with m-Zzzz... #
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