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Tweety-things [Mar. 14th, 2010|06:01 pm]

  • 18:41 Lex was asleep, so got to wake him for dinner. He cried, then attempted to headbutt me in the crotch. That's my boy! #parenting #
  • 18:57 3D film & TV. I'd rather the money go towards a decent script. Make something worth watching first, then spend money on making it pretty! #
  • 08:24 Lex's sleep deprivation torture has meant that I've confessed to blowing up the Hindenburg, assassinating JFK, & inventing vajazzling. #
  • 13:42 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm the one who left that toilet roll with only one sheet of paper on it. #
  • 15:10 According to Wii Fit, I have the body of a 22 year old. I really should give it back though, because I'm getting it all wrinkled and fat. #
  • 17:06 Lex's sleep deprivation continues to make me confess to stuff. I first suggested McDonalds, encouraged Bill Gates, and cancelled Firefly. #
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