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Tweety-things [Mar. 13th, 2010|06:01 pm]

  • 00:27 Someone who seems to like Megan Fox has started following me on Twitter. Did they think me saying she was flammable was meant nicely? #
  • 00:32 I spent hours trying to get that last tweet up. Every time I tried, it failed. And you know what? It wasn't worth it! Bloody Megan Fox! #
  • 16:44 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because that time you thought you'd misplaced your keys, I had deliberately hidden them. #
  • 17:24 Now that I've been RTed by @ebertchicago, does that mean I have to give him a kidney? Or do I just sell one and wire him the money? #
  • 17:47 My son is being evil and using sleep deprivation to torture me and slowly break down my resistance. I'm so proud :-) #parenting #
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