• Location: neither here nor there
• Mood: sleepy but awake

First day in a new year...

I awoke this morning with a terrible headache and a raging hard-on, feeling nauseous while feeling exceptionally hungry, snuggled up to a sexy woman who has no interested in sex.*

Thus the eternal conflict that is my existence continues for another year.

My life is a special kind of awesome :D


* And no, I didn't drink last night, so the headache and nausea are not from being hung-over.