dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,

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This looks like a job for...

Yesterday the red and white Kringle-phone(TM) rang. One of our Santa's was missing. Luckily, they had a replacement Clause...


"Werribee Plaza."

"What time?"

"He was meant to start at noon."

It was already a quarter past twelve.

"Tell them I'll be there at one-thirty!"

"Oh thank you, Emergency Santa! If only there was... some way in which I could thank you."

"No need, the job is thanks enough for... Emergency Santa!"

In fifteen minutes I was on the road in my streamlined 1970 Holden. With KLF blaring (Mu Mu, Mu Mu), I headed off to Werribee Plaza to make sure those kids got to see Father Christmas.

And I'm there again today, 12-3pm.

Goodbye, my dears!

Tags: santa

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