Father Christmas is very busy and so has asked me to fill in for him this coming Saturday at Big W in the City. I'll be there from around 8:30 to 5pm, so it'll be a big day. Any of you wondering why FC (as he's known to his friends) has chosen me as one of his reps, come along and see me strut my funky stuff.
PS They're giving me a BELL! The fools! Bwahahahahaha!