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What purpose does this serve? [Apr. 29th, 2009|01:11 pm]
dalekboy
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Probably too much information for some of you

Okay, I couldn't sleep last night, hence my two rants that took me up until oh God o'clock to finish. After those I still had trouble dropping off, though I think I managed a broken doze. Then Sharon asked me to take over Lex because he wouldn't settle. Had a couple of goes, then sent Shaz to the couch where she could sleep uninterrupted while I tried to settle the bub.

This I did. Eventually. Followed by more broken dozing.

I've had less than three and a half hours sleep, and what I had was broken. I am struggling through the day, physically and mentally, and my only hope of more sleep is that I might get some when Lex goes down to snooze again.

So why the hell am I so bloody horny? Seriously. I feel like crap, and all I really want is to spend an hour or two shagging like mad. Which is a pointless want anyway, cos, y'know, it's been ages, so I'm bound to be a Victor Lawnmower.

I suspect the SMS I got this morning was a major contributing factor, if not the actual culprit. It came from a highly desirable friend of mine, at a time when I was half awake and open to suggestion, on an innocent enough subject that she is unaware can tend to lead me in an amourous direction.

So now, here I sit, chewing furniture, with no chance of a private break to try and resolve the issue.

And tonight I have swimming. I'm to be surround by women in bathing attire...

I'm doomed...
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[User Picture]From: ariaflame
2009-04-29 03:53 am (UTC)
I'm not sure which of my spheres of ignorance have me scratching my head over the Victor Lawnmower.

Wish I could help, but unfortunately I don't think this is possible in any way at this point in time.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2009-04-29 04:18 am (UTC)
Sorry, that should be a Victa lawnmower, can tell I'm tired. Victa lawnmower = Victa 'two-stroke'.

Does that help?

Ooh, wishes to help! Be careful, you may get asked one day ;P

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[User Picture]From: ariaflame
2009-04-29 04:29 am (UTC)
A slight bell is ringing.

;)
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[User Picture]From: mireille21
2009-04-29 02:40 pm (UTC)
LOL. Must remember that one. I was going to ask about the lawnmower thing too.
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