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What purpose does this serve? [Apr. 29th, 2009|01:11 pm]
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Probably too much information for some of you

Okay, I couldn't sleep last night, hence my two rants that took me up until oh God o'clock to finish. After those I still had trouble dropping off, though I think I managed a broken doze. Then Sharon asked me to take over Lex because he wouldn't settle. Had a couple of goes, then sent Shaz to the couch where she could sleep uninterrupted while I tried to settle the bub.

This I did. Eventually. Followed by more broken dozing.

I've had less than three and a half hours sleep, and what I had was broken. I am struggling through the day, physically and mentally, and my only hope of more sleep is that I might get some when Lex goes down to snooze again.

So why the hell am I so bloody horny? Seriously. I feel like crap, and all I really want is to spend an hour or two shagging like mad. Which is a pointless want anyway, cos, y'know, it's been ages, so I'm bound to be a Victor Lawnmower.

I suspect the SMS I got this morning was a major contributing factor, if not the actual culprit. It came from a highly desirable friend of mine, at a time when I was half awake and open to suggestion, on an innocent enough subject that she is unaware can tend to lead me in an amourous direction.

So now, here I sit, chewing furniture, with no chance of a private break to try and resolve the issue.

And tonight I have swimming. I'm to be surround by women in bathing attire...

I'm doomed...

[User Picture]From: ariaflame
2009-04-29 03:53 am (UTC)
I'm not sure which of my spheres of ignorance have me scratching my head over the Victor Lawnmower.

Wish I could help, but unfortunately I don't think this is possible in any way at this point in time.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2009-04-29 04:18 am (UTC)
Sorry, that should be a Victa lawnmower, can tell I'm tired. Victa lawnmower = Victa 'two-stroke'.

Does that help?

Ooh, wishes to help! Be careful, you may get asked one day ;P

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[User Picture]From: ariaflame
2009-04-29 04:29 am (UTC)
A slight bell is ringing.

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[User Picture]From: mireille21
2009-04-29 02:40 pm (UTC)
LOL. Must remember that one. I was going to ask about the lawnmower thing too.
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[User Picture]From: sonictail
2009-04-29 04:13 am (UTC)
The victa analogy is giving me simultaneously a amusing and horrific mental picture...

I hope you work it out.

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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2009-04-29 04:19 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sonictail
2009-04-29 05:10 am (UTC)
It amuses me to no end :)
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[User Picture]From: mireille21
2009-04-29 02:41 pm (UTC)
PS. I told you the story about the guy who sued the manufacturors of a certian blender once didn't I?
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[User Picture]From: tikiwanderer
2009-04-29 07:06 am (UTC)
Sometime during last night I vaguely remember hearing the words "Wake up, it's time for sex". Wasn't consciously processed though, I just remember I suddenly came awake very, um, engaged. statnerdery said afterwards that he didn't think I was awake enough to comprehend it, but he was talking directly to my subconscious mind anyway so it didn't matter. -grin- I love this man.
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[User Picture]From: purrdence
2009-04-29 10:20 am (UTC)
I wonder if that works on guys... *looks innocent*
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[User Picture]From: kaths
2009-04-29 10:29 am (UTC)
Oops :)
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[User Picture]From: transcendancing
2009-04-29 11:51 am (UTC)
Oo-er :)

I've been in a similar state off and on for weeks now. Climbing. the. walls.
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[User Picture]From: meljane
2009-04-29 05:08 pm (UTC)
The psyche is a weird thing indeed and the way hormones seemed to work still seems illogical to me .

Sometimes its hard for me to tell between feeling depressed, tired or horny , although usually its figuring out whether I'm feeling tired or depressed most of the time and getting the three mixed up happens occasionally .
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[User Picture]From: rendragon
2009-04-30 01:54 am (UTC)
It's called... "dying must procreate". Happens when you're sick with a cold, etc too.

Hope you get what you're craving soon - or a babysitter for Lex ;)
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2009-04-30 03:14 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, cold, 'flu, etc. I always tend to get outrageously lascivious.

Interestingly, over the last two or three years,I tend to get to a point where even the horniness dies off. That used to happen previously, but I had to be very sick before it killed my libido.
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[User Picture]From: mireille21
2009-04-30 07:25 am (UTC)
Hey maybe it's your body's way of telling you to do this so that then you'll be relaxed enough to sleep?

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