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I need help!

No, not that sort of help, you bastards! I'm stuck. Genuinely stuck.

You see, just after Lex was born, we looked at his birth certificate and Sharon asked, "What are you going to put down for yourself as 'Occupation?'"

Without pause, and in a tone of voice that implied that it was a weird question, I replied, "Drover."

Then realised what I'd said. I haven't been a drover for over 15 years, but it's still so tied up in my identity that it's who I feel I am. So then I started thinking about it.

What is my occupation?

Strictly speaking I run a small business, but that's not who I am except from the perspective of wanting other people to be able to get this stuff too. It's what I do to stay sane given I've yet to defeat my inability to write fiction since the stroke.

I can fit into a box, but there'll be a lot of me sticking out the cracks and over-flowing the top.

One of my running gags has been that I should just put down Work of Art, because my life is my canvas and I just keep playing with it. You know, Bastard in the phone book, Danger as a middle name, always playing to the crowd, even when they aren't there...

Some may say 'This is Lex's Birth Certificate, he won't thank you for putting something silly on there,' and they may be right. But you know, every time I look at my birth certificate and see under occupation for my dad 'Slaughterman/Drover' it brings a palpable sense of who my father really was back to me.

And I'd kind of like Lex to have the same thing...

And let's face it, if he has my sensibilities, there's not much I could put down that would bother him.

So I've done a poll. I may not go with what people say, but it may help me figure out what I'm going to put down... So vote away!


Poll #1274112 Danny's Job

What Occupation should Danny put on Lex's birth certificate?

Drover
6(15.8%)
Artist
2(5.3%)
Writer
0(0.0%)
Work of Art
1(2.6%)
Small Business Operator
4(10.5%)
Entertainer
2(5.3%)
Maker-Upper
0(0.0%)
Character
2(5.3%)
Story-Teller
6(15.8%)
Living
0(0.0%)
Part-Time Father Christmas
5(13.2%)
Wanderer
0(0.0%)
Other
10(26.3%)

If Other, what do you think I should put down?

What Doctor Who occupation should I have?

Doctor
2(6.1%)
Dalek
1(3.0%)
Tharil
1(3.0%)
Eternal
0(0.0%)
Funeral Home DJ
3(9.1%)
Kandyman
0(0.0%)
Dalek Emperor
0(0.0%)
Lonely Assassin
0(0.0%)
Toclafane
1(3.0%)
The Master of the Land of Fiction
6(18.2%)
Celestial Toymaker
9(27.3%)
The Master
1(3.0%)
Alpha Centuri
2(6.1%)
Mad Scientist
7(21.2%)
Tags: identity, lex, perception shift, poll, serious thoughts, wicked grin
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