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Things New Parents Should Know # 13 - Lotteries

Lotteries are very popular, kind of like sex.

Many people spend lots of time trying to win lotteries, just as many spend a lot of time trying to get laid.

Most people fantasise about what they would do if the won a big prize, most people have fantasies about sex.

Even if you have the desire for sex or masturbation in those first few weeks after the baby is born, your chances of having the correct mix of time, inclination, and energy to follow through on that urge, are about the same as you winning a really big prize in the lottery.

Good luck!
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