Come on Ozzie, come on, come on?
Sharon still won't let me call him Oswald Osbourne Oz, which I think is a terrible shame...
But... that's the finest name ever! Everyone would call him "Ozzie", then, if particularly affectionate - "Ozzie Oz Oz", then "Oz Oz Oz", then... it'd be awesome!
One of my babies was 3.5 weeks overdue and the other one had three false labours!
I'm excited for you! Go Li'l Bugger! Go for ... gold?
Time for the sex, curries, long walks, papaya, nipple stimulation, and bumpy car rides. Or champagne. Champagne is good.
It _may_ not work... but it's no sacrifice to try:-)
Or fresh pineapple... Or a sense of relief (that's what I think actually brought Puggle on... That dinner was really winding up Swancon in my mind:-) )
You'll be hitting the fresh pineapple any day now too..
Yay babies!! Jack has two HUGE front teeth now. They are so big! They look obscenely huge, and I wonder if he is going to look like a rabbit when they get big enough for every one to see!
Yes... just as soon as the car is sorted:-)
Actually, I just sent Paddington a couple of additions for the shopping list... I'll make room in the freezer for the semi-freddo;-) (Although, it turns out he left his phone at home:-( )
To pass the time I suggest playing whichever album you own that has the most swear words on it at top volume. Because it's gonna be a few years before you can do that again. (And then it'll be to choruses of "Daaaa-aad, turn it down, that music is so lame!")
Hmmm... so I should turn off the Brandenberg Concerto #4... and play Tenacious D... Or the South Park Movies soundtrack...
*whines* But I'm in a classical mood at the moment!
Hey, no whining! I know what's good for you, so hop to it!
You could always try doing something like going to a movie that is about to end its run.
Either you get to see it, or you get a bub.
A win either way...
Not to worry you but my wife, Jax's first child was a full month overdue. Even jogging doesn't work. Maybe you need to insert an eviction paper? :)
Heh, can you blame him!?
Let's be honest, it's warm and comfy in there and everything is on tap. Unless you win lotto there's not much chance of being that well set up on the outside. ^_^
Come on Lex, I wanna be an auntie already!
(whatever you want me to be a role model of for him, I hope it isn't patience)
Ohhh, how exciting! Good luck, darling! And thank you for the flowers! Sorry it's taken me so ridiculously long to respond... been a bit sick lately. (Fucking uterus!)