I could write a lot here, but I've already melted my brain once this week, so I'll keep it short.
In the absense of my ability to change the mind of the French government, I propose we all have lots and lots of wild monkey sex in case they do destroy the world.
Going out with a bang, as it were.
But people, let's make it safe sex, just in case they don't. No point being stupid about it, after all..