dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,
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Lies

During my recent post on the baby, Grant got me started on the topic of terrible lies to tell children. My favourite came from rendragon and was -

When the ice cream van is playing the music, it means all the ice cream is gone.

My favourite of my own was -

Carpet tastes like fairy floss

So, who's got more?
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