August 7th, 2008

Amazing Orgasms

Black hole on Earth?

It seems that people are worried about CERN's Hardon Collider possibly creating a black hole and destroying the entire planet. Is this possible? I don't know. But I do know that when the Americans first tested the atomic bomb, they thought there was a tiny chance that it could ignite the atmosphere and destroy the planet. They still went ahead and tested the bugger.

I could write a lot here, but I've already melted my brain once this week, so I'll keep it short.

In the absense of my ability to change the mind of the French government, I propose we all have lots and lots of wild monkey sex in case they do destroy the world.

Going out with a bang, as it were.

But people, let's make it safe sex, just in case they don't. No point being stupid about it, after all..
Brainscan

Own/buy your friends...

On a completely different note, am I the only one who finds Facebook applications like Own Your Friends/Buy Your Friends, kind of skin crawlingly offensive?

I'm not for sale, I am not owned. What there is of me, my friendship, love, and affection, is given freely, as it should be.