|Just a warning for people in Victoria
||[Nov. 15th, 2007|12:50 pm]
I've been feeling incredibly gorgeous and sexy for over 24 hours now. I don't know where it came from, but I'm not questioning it. I drove past a convent yesterday and all I could hear was vows being broken in frustration at not being able to have me, a dreadful thing I'm sure you'll agree.
So I need you to all control yourselves as best you can.
Yes, I'm delicious, all six of my nipples are tingling so much its hard to drive, and you all want me, but we know it's only temporary, so try to hold out as best you can.
People in others states... I'm sorry that you can't be nearer my gorgeousity.
Off to spread my loveliness to Variety Toys. I hope Stan can control himself.