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That's a relief! [Jun. 19th, 2007|09:36 am]
dalekboy
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So, had my visit. The team expressed sorrow at our loss, and said if I wasn't up to a donation we could reschedule, but I said we'd see how I went. As it was, no real issues, I didn't end up crying in the little room or anything. Made another appointment for Friday week and headed home.

When I got home, I finally explained to mum that I was a sperm donor. Had been meaning to for ages but kept putting it off because it was likely to end up in a long involved conversation about what being a sperm donor means, what it involves, etc.

With my mum.

Hit on the basic explanation that I'm donating semen so that couples who can't have babies might be able to, which I knew mum would get since that was the situation with her and dad. She seemed to get that immediately, gave me a great big hug, then offered me a hot chocolate and biscuits...

...because that's what they give you when you donate blood!
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[User Picture]From: drjon
2007-06-18 11:56 pm (UTC)
I think a great big hug and a hot chocolate and biscuits should always be mandatory after ejaculation.
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2007-06-19 12:10 am (UTC)
Okay, okay, I get the point. Next time Jon, I promise :)
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[User Picture]From: drjon
2007-06-19 12:14 am (UTC)
You're letting the side down for all of us, you realise.

You start accepting the situation, and it'll put pressure on the rest of us to accept the situation.

Remember: don't be selfish. Demand your hugs, chocolate and biscuits. We're counting on you.
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[User Picture]From: callistra
2007-06-19 02:45 am (UTC)
You can drink hot chocolate while asleep?
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[User Picture]From: drjon
2007-06-19 02:49 am (UTC)
No offense, but that's really none of your business. ;}P>
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[User Picture]From: callistra
2007-06-19 02:50 am (UTC)
LOL
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From: gutter_monkey
2007-06-19 08:28 am (UTC)
> I think a great big hug and a hot chocolate and biscuits should always be mandatory after ejaculation.

I'm already overweight enough as it is. :(
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[User Picture]From: drjon
2007-06-19 08:31 am (UTC)
You just need to earn more hugs and hot chocolate and biscuits.
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From: gutter_monkey
2007-06-19 11:13 am (UTC)
Trust me, the amount of exercise in masturbating does not balance out the hot chocolate and biscuits.

If your method does then that's scary.
:P
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[User Picture]From: drjon
2007-06-19 11:39 am (UTC)
No offense, but that's really really none of your business. ;}P>
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From: gutter_monkey
2007-06-21 01:26 am (UTC)
So I guess you won't be posting a clip on youtube for us?

Hey, it could become the next exercising craze!
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[User Picture]From: drjon
2007-06-21 01:42 am (UTC)
> Hey, it could become the next exercising craze!

I look forward to avoiding seeing your Wankerobics video, thanks.
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[User Picture]From: mireille21
2007-06-19 02:38 am (UTC)
"...because that's what they give you when you donate blood!"

Priceless. :)
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From: gutter_monkey
2007-06-19 08:30 am (UTC)
> I didn't end up crying in the little room or anything.

But crying while you wank is always hilarious. I remember how hard my parents laughed at me the first time they walked in on me crywanking.
:(
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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2007-06-19 10:03 am (UTC)
I remember my parents reaction to catching me wanking that first time...

"Danny! At least wait until we're off the tram!"
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