dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,
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  • Location: elsewhere
  • Mood: hungry
  • Music: Tummy grumbles

Blog Like You Created the World - Coatlique 5

So I've put on a bit of weight. I'm eating a lot. Debbie says it's cos I've got so many mouths, and I'm like STFU bitch! I'm friggin' depressed, ok? My kids tried to kill me and I had a bloody big warrior pop out of me and massacre them all! Show some compassion, bitch!

Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca are a comfort though. And they make so many nice things to eat! Yum!
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