dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,

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Blog Like You Created the World - Coatlique 4

Okay, day got worse. Coyolxauhqui and the boys tried to kill me right? Cos like, they think I'm a slut or something for doing it with a bunch of feathers. So they're just about to chop my head off when my waters break and out pops another friggin' brat! Just what I need. And this one's a war god, right?

Fully grown. And armed! You think that didn't hurt!

So he goes after my other kids, and I'm like, hey, this ain't so bad, he's protecting his mum, an then he only goes and starts killing them all! An I'm sayin' "Huitzilopochtli, no don't do that!" and he's like "Chill mum, I know what I'm doing!"

And then he only goes and kills Coyolxauhqui. Rips her head off and throws it in the sky.


He said he did it to comfort me. And being a good mum, I have to say thanks or I'll hurt his feelings.

And when I go to clean up Coyolxauhqui's room, what do I find? Only my snake skirt. It had vomit on it, too.
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