|Blog Like You Created the World - Coatlique 1
||[Jun. 15th, 2007|08:17 am]
So I was talkin' with Debbie and she says to me, "you got cracks." I was like, OMG, WTF?! So I go look in the mirror and sure enough, I got cracks and a friggin' obsidian knife sticking out of my side. I'm like, who the hell wanna stab me?
So I go to the doctor, and he tells me I'm pregnant! Fuck me! He checked me out and said it looks like I'm gunna give birth to a moon and a bunch of stars. I don't want no stars! Shit!
If anyone wants me, I'm gunna be watching Oprah.