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Blog Like You Created the World - Coatlique 1 [Jun. 15th, 2007|08:17 am]
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So I was talkin' with Debbie and she says to me, "you got cracks." I was like, OMG, WTF?! So I go look in the mirror and sure enough, I got cracks and a friggin' obsidian knife sticking out of my side. I'm like, who the hell wanna stab me?

So I go to the doctor, and he tells me I'm pregnant! Fuck me! He checked me out and said it looks like I'm gunna give birth to a moon and a bunch of stars. I don't want no stars! Shit!

If anyone wants me, I'm gunna be watching Oprah.

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[User Picture]From: dalekboy
2007-06-15 01:32 am (UTC)
You bastard! I wasn't preggers 'till you plunged the knife in! I've heard of a pork sword, but an obsidian knife?

You're not even black!
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