dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,
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The Tosser's Poll

Naturally this poll relates to the most recent 100 Days of Love and Hate post.

Okay, while the poll is unviewable (you can see some answers, but not who put them there), I'm leaving comments unscreened, so anyone can read your comments. Don't say you didn't know :)

Poll #945695 The Tosser's Poll

Do you masturbate?

No
0(0.0%)
Yes
24(96.0%)
Have tried it but no
1(4.0%)
Never tried and no
0(0.0%)

How often do you masturbate, on average?

Not at all (didn't you read the above answer?)
1(4.0%)
A few times a year
1(4.0%)
Once a month or more
2(8.0%)
Once a week
5(20.0%)
Three times a week
2(8.0%)
Most days
9(36.0%)
Once a day
1(4.0%)
Twice a day or more
1(4.0%)
I'm doing it now!
0(0.0%)

Do you use toys or other items to help?

No
5(20.8%)
Rarely
9(37.5%)
Sometimes
5(20.8%)
Yes
5(20.8%)
A Sonic Screwdriver!
0(0.0%)

Do you use anything to get in the mood?

Nope
1(4.2%)
My imagination is good
2(8.3%)
I read porn
2(8.3%)
I look at pictures
1(4.2%)
I watch vids
0(0.0%)
I watch Doctor Who vids
0(0.0%)
Other
1(4.2%)

Other?

What tends to be the main focus of your masturbation?

Don't need one, it's all down to mood
3(13.0%)
Someone I know (friend, lover, co-worker)
1(4.3%)
A certain situation
3(13.0%)
Someone I don't know (celebrity, girl in magazine)
0(0.0%)
Someone I don't know (faceless stranger)
0(0.0%)
Myself, cos I'm that good!
0(0.0%)
You!
0(0.0%)

Is there anyone you would like/be willing to masturbate in front of? And if so, who?

What would you think about someone fantasising about you? (assuming it wasn't someone who completely creeped you out?)

Hate it
0(0.0%)
Love it
0(0.0%)
It's an imposition
0(0.0%)
It's a compliment
0(0.0%)
Don't care either way
0(0.0%)
Depends on who it was
1(4.0%)
Amused
0(0.0%)
Confused
0(0.0%)
Aroused
0(0.0%)
Creeped out
0(0.0%)
Would like to know
0(0.0%)
Would never want to know
1(4.0%)
Not into it, but am curious
0(0.0%)
Would want details
0(0.0%)
Would not want details
0(0.0%)

And if it was me? *evil grin*

Hate it
0(0.0%)
Love it
0(0.0%)
It's an imposition
0(0.0%)
It's a compliment
2(8.7%)
Don't care either way
0(0.0%)
Amused
2(8.7%)
Confused
1(4.3%)
Aroused
0(0.0%)
Creeped out
0(0.0%)
Would like to know
1(4.3%)
Would never want to know
1(4.3%)
Not into it, but am curious
0(0.0%)
Would want details
0(0.0%)
Would not want details
0(0.0%)
If you're not already, I'd like you to start!
0(0.0%)

Ladies... Foreskins?

That is such a loaded question, I'm not going there!
0(0.0%)
Don't care either way
6(54.5%)
I love them
1(9.1%)
In spite of your post, I still hate them
1(9.1%)
Just give me someone who knows what they are doing!
2(18.2%)
I've not actually gotten that close to a penis yet.
1(9.1%)

I'm male and-

Uncircumcised
8(61.5%)
Circumcised
4(30.8%)
Magnificent!
1(7.7%)

Is there anyone you would like to watch masturbate? And if so, who?

Do you have a favourite character from Doctor Who you like to masturbate over?

No
11(52.4%)
What? I've got more than one :)
2(9.5%)
Yes
3(14.3%)
Don't watch it
2(9.5%)
New series and old
0(0.0%)
Only old series
1(4.8%)
Only new series
2(9.5%)
Tags: love & hate, poll, sex
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