Mobile phone woes (Parte the First)
My mobile just did a swandive from the shelf it was on (it vibrated, causing it to shift) bounced off the tap of the sink below it, hit the sink itself, then finally the floor.
The screen is broken. Do not send me sms messages longer than a single line if you want me to be able to read them. They will be barely readable as is.
Thank heavens COCK is only four letters!