dalekboy (dalekboy) wrote,

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6 More Random Facts

Just because...

Moja - In all my years droving, I only ever got kicked by one cow, as I had really good instincts as to which were the ones to keep away from. The one that got me happened late in my career because I was in a hurry. As I jumped down from a fence, I realised I was too close and that this cow would kick me. She did. It pitched me into the ground and hurt like hell.

Mbili - I can't swim.

Tatu - One testicle is always bigger than the other in men. My smaller one became the bigger one after being hit with an empty plastic coke bottle thrown at someone else in a committee meeting way back in 1989. The bottle rebounded off them and the cap hit me in the testicle. It's still the bigger one today. The committee member didn't kiss it better, though I demanded it.

Nne - I always cry at the last episode of Catweazle, because I find it both incredibly happy and incredibly sad at the same time.

Tano - I use a visualisation mediation technique. When I am entering the visualised landscape, I shake like I'm having a fit.

Sita - Over the years I have planned out four television shows, with episodes and story arcs for multiple seasons, one of which was the animated Doctor Who series. The others were a dark, low-budget sf comedy, a sitcom based around the latest production crew on a long running children's sf show, and an 1984-esque alternate universe show about the underfunded anti-terrorist squad nicknamed the Housekeepers and set in Australia in 1999. The series arc would have led to the discovery that the government themselves were behind the attacks, and featured Housekeepers becoming terrorists/freedom fighters to bring down the corrupt government. I was working on the pilot script when some guys flew a plane into the World Trade Centre, and I realised this wasn't going to go anywhere for a long time.

Bed now, good night.
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