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Tweety-things - Danny Danger Oz
[Apr. 1st, 2010|
My hopes for new
- stories where I don't spot the plot-holes until after the episode is finished.
- Museum door from the Eyre Bird Observatory. Must get back there.
- I like the tree framed in the window. Sadly, wall had collapsed by my next visit.
(nsfw) RT - @cocksox
- as the sun sets over Sydney thought I would show you the view from my office window!
Know what I like about Twitter? Replying to famous folk and unknowns alike, as if you know them.
Want to watch a film... Scars of Dracula, Clockwork Orange, Princess Diaries 2, something else...?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I own a 1970 Holden Belmont penis extension.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because a short trip in my car has the same carbon footprint as Venezuela.
I have opted for Superman Batman - Public Enemies. Andrea Romano's voice casting always gets me juiced.
Public Enemies was cool. Wasn't totally sold on Lex Luthor's character at the end, nor the robot design, but overall, fab!
Bed now. All alone. I'll have to Dutch oven myself. G'night.
According to IMDB, my popularity is down 7% this week. Oh no! What do I do? Maybe Sarah Palin would like to interview me?
Thought about playing a joke on my son, but instead did some pissweak sleight-of-hand, which amounts to the same thing.
Every April Fool's Day, same thing - Jennifer Connelly tells me she's going to shag me then doesn't. It's getting old, Jen!
Mind you, I can't talk. Been playing the exact same April Fool's Day gag on Angelina Jolie for years.
Few years ago, on April Fool's, I convinced Megan Fox her opinion was actually important - yeah, that one backfired.
Why was I comfortable going on my own to nudist beach in Melbourne, but I'm not comfy going to Kambah Pools in the ACT?
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