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Tweety-things - Danny Danger Oz
[Mar. 14th, 2010|
Lex was asleep, so got to wake him for dinner. He cried, then attempted to headbutt me in the crotch. That's my boy!
3D film & TV. I'd rather the money go towards a decent script. Make something worth watching first, then spend money on making it pretty!
Lex's sleep deprivation torture has meant that I've confessed to blowing up the Hindenburg, assassinating JFK, & inventing vajazzling.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm the one who left that toilet roll with only one sheet of paper on it.
According to Wii Fit, I have the body of a 22 year old. I really should give it back though, because I'm getting it all wrinkled and fat.
Lex's sleep deprivation continues to make me confess to stuff. I first suggested McDonalds, encouraged Bill Gates, and cancelled Firefly.
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